By Sophia Yakumithis Aries (March 21 to April 19) Congrats! You will receive your first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine this month, along with genital herpes. The two are unrelated, though. Taurus (April 20 to May 20) The most amazing things seem to happen when you least expect it, so don’t be surprised when you […]

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By Michelle Tian Yup, we’re five days into the semester and I’m already questioning my existence. I knew it would happen, but I expected the anxiety to kick in halfway through the second week. This is just too early. God knows what I’ll be like in May. I’m absolutely convinced that everything is fake and […]

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By Sophia Yakumithis Aries (March 21 to April 19) Your ambitious nature will reach new heights this month, leading you to a 36-hour-long depression nap on the 26th. But honestly, you need the beauty sleep, Aries. February will be a rough couple of years for you. Taurus (April 20 to May 20) With Valentine’s Day […]

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By Sophia Yakumithis It’s time to leave this semester behind. Like, seriously, throw-it-away-and-don’t-look-back behind. Bluntly speaking, I’ve never had a worse semester. The year itself was completely doomed — and this Fall offered no exceptions. I’ve taken some time to reflect, and I realized some things that happened just a few months ago feel like […]

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By Khadijah Khogeer Although I’ve managed to avoid catching COVID-19 thus far this semester — knock on wood — I find myself afflicted with a different type of illness: senioritis. Senioritis is, of course, not an actual medical illness. Rather, it’s a term used to group feelings such as lack of motivation and stress that […]

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By Amber Bhatnagar With the start of my official reign as this semester’s Blog Editor, I figured I should write a greetings blog and tell you about my uneventful summer, as if any of you besides my mom actually care.  I’ve been the new editor since May, but I’ve been in a three-month long writing […]

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By Michelle Lu Tian “Okay, we get it, you love Ariana Grande.” I’m a huge Ariana Grande fan or, as we like to call ourselves, I’m an “Arianator.” You can call me basic all you want, but it’s not going to change the way I feel about her and her music. I’ve always heard stories […]

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