By Sophia Yakumithis Aries (March 21 to April 19) Congrats! You will receive your first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine this month, along with genital herpes. The two are unrelated, though. Taurus (April 20 to May 20) The most amazing things seem to happen when you least expect it, so don’t be surprised when you […]

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By Sophia Yakumithis Aries (March 21 to April 19) Your ambitious nature will reach new heights this month, leading you to a 36-hour-long depression nap on the 26th. But honestly, you need the beauty sleep, Aries. February will be a rough couple of years for you. Taurus (April 20 to May 20) With Valentine’s Day […]

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By Maya Mabern One of my most ambitious undertakings during quarantine has been getting through the television show “Angel,” the sometimes lesser, sometimes painful spinoff of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”  As much as I love watching the same scenes of Buffster kicking ass in the same Universal Studios backlot alley, I felt like I was […]

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If you’re going to require new uniforms, at least make them cute. In Makassar, Indonesia, the provincial government now requires middle school and high school students to wear patches that say, “I hate drugs” and “I hate corruption” in the hopes that, you know, the kids will grow up to hate drugs and corruption. Obviously. […]

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