“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns … and clowns” – Bobby Pendragon According to recent police reports, people in clown costumes have been targeting little children and lurking in the woods. The amount of clown sightings has exponentially exploded from a few to almost one a day. This […]

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Halloween and Thanksgiving have not even come yet, and I’m already listening to Christmas music. Why am I doing this, you may ask. Am I getting pumped for Christmas 2016? Am I homesick? Do I want hot chocolate and eggnog to be socially acceptable orders at Starbucks right now? The answer is a lot simpler […]

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