1. Become the first person to ever live on an Amtrak train. I mean, hey, he is Amtrak Joe, right? It only seems appropriate that he should be the person to reside on an Amtrak. Think of the possibilities. Biden, riding the rails, cutting a path across the American Heartland, possibly coining the phrase “housetrain.” […]

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If you’re anything like me, the drastic change our country went through this past Tuesday was not only heartbreaking, but it also really screwed with my week. The devastating aftermath of this tragic occurrence showed itself on a national level all over the country less than 24 hours after the election. On a personal level, […]

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There were many messed-up things at the Academy Awards — the lack of diversity, an appearance by Stacey Dash, no nominations for “The Boy Next Door” — but there is one in particular that needs to be talked about. I am here to address Sam Smith, the mediocre Adele cosplayer, winning the Academy Award for […]

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Lily Purqurian @lilypurq One of America’s most famous journalists, anchor of one of the most-watched evening newscasts in the United States, is now being pilloried by the nation. Brian Williams of NBC Nightly News apologized Wednesday for 12 years of falsely claiming he was on a helicopter shot down by a rocket-propelled grenade (RPG) in Iraq. […]

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By Danny McCarthy, Staff Writer@thedanosaurus Hey there! How was your week? Did you do that thing? You didn’t? I can’t believe you, this is so typical. You always overcommit and then never fulfill anything. Well, I guess there is one thing you can do to redeem yourself. You can keep reading and find out what […]

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